hahahahahahahah dead at the mullet
getting over someone you never even dated
I don’t know why this picture is so accurate
i dont know why this picture was ever taken
do u ever just get a desperate urge to wear your breakfast on your face
i know i do
when albums have songs that fade into each other
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
Realizing you had homework.
Let’s get her on the show!!!
@BigBaldHead @wwwbigbaldhead
we got someone a fluffy chicken we can get this girl her dream too!! Bloggers Assemble!!!
Now that is a badass fucking dream.
If this girl wants to be a fucking zombie, we gotta make her a fucking zombie.
i feel uncomfortable and out of place in 98% of all situations
I hate when people underestimate me
:c
Don’t ever re-blog things, but but seriously, just made my day.
cover the middle and you go faster, cover the outside and you go slower
TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
from left to right;
I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.
My friend’s parents sent her away.
I found death threats in my locker.
I submitted to electroshock therapy.
I lost half my friends after coming out.
My grandmother sends me hate mail.
My school won’t let me take my date to prom.
I am not here anymore.
My dad tried to beat it out of me.
No one is proud of me.
Sucks.
i messed up like 5 times im scared dont make fun of me i messed up at the beginning just a warning beware and i cut it off at the end and the end gets bad anyways *talk show host voice* bohemian rhapsody